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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

CITY (adakah Jeman ngn Zel dah tempah Honda City?)

Jawapannya TIDAK !!!
Jangankan nak tempah Honda City..
Nak beli motor Honda EX-5 2nd hand pun belum mampu lagi..

2 minggu lepas...
Spt biasa, Khaleef blk sekolah aku ler pi ambik..
Selalunya.. masuk je dalam kereta..
On d way g umah aki dia..
Aku tanya laa belajar apa? nyanyi apa? tulis apa? kaler apa?
Spt biasa jugak.. jawapan dia senang je..

"MANA KALIP TAHU..."
"KALIP TAK TAHU..."
"TAK PAYAH SYAKAP LAA MAMI.."

Tiba-tiba hari tu..

"Kalip ada makwe kawan nama SYITI"

Aiyoooo... si kenit aku dah ada GF rupanya..
Esoknya aku suh ler dia tunjuk siti tu yg mana..
Rupanya budak sekelas ngn dia..
Paling kecik & paling comel ngn rambut panjang..

Bila tanya Siti buat apa ngn Kalep?
Nanti dia tunjuk laaa.. cubit pipi.. cubit tangan..
Bila tanya Apsal Siti bubit (cubit) Kalep?
Jawapannya..
"KALEP NAKAI SUKA USIK SYITI"

Adoyaiiii... terserlah kegatalan ko Kaleeeepppp...
Bila citer kat Inche Izman..

"Tu mengikut perangai sapa laa agaknya kennnnnnnn..."

Yelah-yelah-yelah..
Mentang-mentang laa dulu...
AKU YANG NGORAT KO KAT KAUNTER PEJABAT POS
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16 comments:

mama_iris said...

wakakak.....ikot perangai akak upenye....tunjuk sket gambar "syiti" tu....amek la gambar die 2 org....hehehe

adikmanje@ellyazarmilia said...

heheheh..pandainya kalep...siap main cubit2 sayang lagi....kalep, kena kompol duit hantaran siap2....20 tahun lagi bape la gamaknya ye...huhuhuhu

ijad said...

info yang menarik...

I want to lose weight said...

";oiyhtrw

-niena- said...

hehehehe...comel je..hari tu jumpa kalep pun dia cakap pasal SITI...

yannalayola said...

lawak lah kalep nih....
ada gf ehhh....

Mia-Ina said...

amboi kaleep..nasib x belajar dgn cikgu mia..kalau tak, siap la..dah ada gf lak..hahaha..lawak aaa

I want to lose weight said...

Ada baiknya jugak..
Dulu kalau nak mandi pagi g sekolah.. kemain susah nak pujuk..

Skang senang je..

TAK NAK MANDI TAK PAYAH SEKOLAH.. TAK PAYAH JUMPA SITI..

wah... sungguh berdesup masuk bilik air

s.h.a.d.h.i.a said...

ekekeke... tak payah la upah menan lagi dah lat kaleep.. dah ade syiti.. ekeke

Mimy Hamid said...

upahan SYITI...kah kahkah

Ms AiReEn MoHd said...

wakakaka sambung gelak dr kisah ym semlm..kekek ko mmg ampeh brambus tanpe hint..aku gelak sensorang hantu punye mami kalippp...dushhhhh

Azimah@Melati said...

hahahahahah adeh zel gelak guling-guling haku.... khalep ada syiti daaahhh..

Syikin said...

hahah kelakar la kaleep ni.. teringat plak iklan kat TV yang arwah yasmeen buat tu..'tan hong meng n aweknya":)

noradzlina.kamdani said...

Kecik2 lagi n belum SUNAT dh de makwe ye kalep...

sity29 said...

ahahahaha tak tahan aku gelak! ahahahahah comei nya la hai
kecik kecik dah pandai

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